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My name is Melissa, and I'm 19. If there is one thing you should know, it's that I just really love turtles and I have an obsession with creatures with smashed faces. Boston Terriers and Pugs especially.



An anime convention saved my life. I will never forget that. Because of that, I will be getting this hammer tattooed on me in the future to remind me that I'm a fighter. I consider Lavi Bookman from D. Gray Man to be my alter ego.
I have 2 tattoos. My first one is on my knees.
The second is an autism ribbon on my upper arm
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